Were you born without shame, or was that removed in one of your numerous surgeries? Or, "If a tree fell in your vagina, would you even notice?"
It's been a long time since I did any celebrity interviews, a real long time if you don't count my friend Brad (who isn't so much famous as he is almost famous). But when my old boss emailed me yesterday asking if I could be an emergency fill-in at a junket next weekend, I couldn't say no. Who was it? Matt Damon, Tom Cruise, Jennifer Connelley? No, I've met all those stars before.
This one is about pure comedic potential. This one is with Paris Hilton.
I once spent 12 hours inside (the) Paris Hilton.
So I'm opening up the floor to questions. I did this on another blog (Fark), and can't stop laughing from some of the responses. Parade of Delusion readers everywhere: What would you like to know? Best and funniest questions get asked.
It's been a long time since I did any celebrity interviews, a real long time if you don't count my friend Brad (who isn't so much famous as he is almost famous). But when my old boss emailed me yesterday asking if I could be an emergency fill-in at a junket next weekend, I couldn't say no. Who was it? Matt Damon, Tom Cruise, Jennifer Connelley? No, I've met all those stars before.
This one is about pure comedic potential. This one is with Paris Hilton.
I once spent 12 hours inside (the) Paris Hilton.
So I'm opening up the floor to questions. I did this on another blog (Fark), and can't stop laughing from some of the responses. Parade of Delusion readers everywhere: What would you like to know? Best and funniest questions get asked.
5 Comments:
Please, please, please ask her to stop putting those nasty extentions in her hair. And while your at it ask her if she really thinks they look good. I often wonder,"does she not have a friend to tell her how horrifying they look?"
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the dot, at 9:03 AM
Ask her if she really thinks saying, "that's hot" as a comment to EVERYTHING is hot.
By
paper boats, at 10:30 PM
Just be weary if she asks you to be involved in an independent film project.
By
Ian, at 7:17 AM
oh, and Ask her what she thinks about global warming.
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Ian, at 7:17 AM
Three questions for Paris Hilton:
1) Who keeps 35 photos of herself (some topless) on her cell phone?
2) When she was little and had to make her bed, did she finish by putting a mint on the pillow?
3) What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
By
Matthew, at 9:21 AM
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